The Top 5 demons of the Mitchyst religion.
Posted on March 10, 2019 by Joseph Vizard
Welcome back guys! Today I shall inform you of the treacherous territory of *gulp* the... D-DD-Demons O-Of Mitchyis-ism. Man that was hard to say, anyway, moving on I shall list them in order of not as bad to fucking terrifying. Enjoy!!!
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1) Fergus
Though he is a demon of mitchyist history, he's still a good kid, just do not cooperate with him!
2) Jaxon
He is a big demon, he is one of the worst, BUT he is also the little brother of the Second Joseph. So that's why I put him so low on the list.
3) Lily
MITCHY CHRIST.... Sorry for swearing just then, it's just I get a bit scared when talking about... Um... I don't know if i should say her name... well in fact, instead of saying anything about her, how about a quick word from our sponsor ThePleasureChest.com!!! With their amazing products that even I use!!! But in all honesty, Lily would higher on the list but she also has an older brother who is a big part of mitchyist history... Unai the Third.
4) The German Kids
I honest to mitchy do not want to say anything about these fucking demons, but alas I have to, as this is an article. THEY ARE HORRIBLE but still not as bad as the next person on this list....... I'll get to that now.
5) Teresa
Fuck. That's all I can say, am I even allowed to say her name? Well either way, there's LOADS to say about her, she's the leader of the sworn enemy of the mitchyists: The T-TT-Ter-re-esorist-ts. I THINK I HAVE TO GO DIE NOW. BYE.
