How to become a Mitchyst

Posted on March 9th, 2019 by Joseph Vizard

Now as we all know, Mitchy is the best living being in the universe (because he created it. Also because he's the only god) But. Not everyone can be a full mitchyist, to be a mitchyist you need to learn discipline. So in this article you shall learn the steps to be a full blown mitchyist.

These are the things you may find necessary in your daily life (like social media) that you will need to learn to give up to become the biggest mitchyist on your planet.

1. GIVING UP SOCIAL MEDIA

Surprisingly, this is the easiest step, you may not expect it but it is. After giving up social media, your free time for working hard on the mitchyist system will be multiplied by 100.000.000.000 percent.

2. LEARN THE MITCHYIST ARTFORM

Again, surprisingly easy (though not as easy as the last step) all you have to learn is the way of life of the one true mitchy, I shall teach you it on a later article coming out soon. That, or studying the MOVEMENTS of the one true Mitchy god. This also includes music, mitchyists' are generally open to anything beacuse they are the most generous and kind being in the universe, now mitchyists' normally listen to genres like Metal, Rock, Punk, Emo, Good rap (ONLY GOOD RAP), Blues and even a tiny bit of Jazz.(I forgot to mention Lo-Fi Hip-Hop!).

3. LEARN THE MITCHYIST DRESSCODE

The mitchyists' of todays youth usually can be seen sporting the latest merch of bands from Slipknot to Metallica to Eric Clapton and Pink floyd. Even Emo bands! Where as the original mitchyists' from the prehistoric times have been resarched enough to know THEIR dresscode. It consists of t-shirts of the best metal bands of the time. The most famous being "Made In Hell" Surprisingly, Made In Hell are still making music and producing killer riffs to this day (in my opinion they are the most mitchyist band ever).

4. THE MITCHYIST F O O D'S

Now, this is a generally hard thing for me to decide on, as the mitchyist' foods are so plentiful that it was difficult to choose the five only foods you shall find necessary on your trip to greatness. But alas I have chosen, and it goes like this. 1.Yatekomo (OBVIOUSLY). 2.Nachos. 3.Though they're drinks I still had to pick the milbona "Mediterraneo ZERO and Tropical ZERO drinks. 4.Black Angus Burger. 5.Soney's Mini Cookies.

5. THE MEME CULTURE

Ah, The Meme Culture, most likely the most important part of mitchyist history there's so much to it we could dedicate more than 10 articles to it (forshadowing???) so I won't get started on it in this article, though I will inform you of the five most important memes in the mitchyist culture 1.MITCHY MEMES. Now obviously I had to add this one, I mean, it's obvious. 2.DR PHIL MEMES. 3.SHAGGY MEMES. 4.DOGE. As it's probably one of the first mitchy memes. 5.Now the last spot was hard for me to choose as there are two contenders. One is BIG CHUNGUS!!! CHUNGUS, CHUNGUS, CHUNGUS, CHUNGUS... And so on. The second contender is THICC SKIP!!! WE LOVE YOU THICCI SKIPPY!!! But in all honesty I think the spot should go to THICC SKIP!!!

Now, if you follow all these steps, you shall become the one they shall respect on your planet or hometown (if you're lucky). Now with some hard work and dedication, focus and love maybe even the mitchy god himself will aknowledge you! I hope I helped, and well, that's about it!